Brunchohol

50 buck contest (of andy’s money)!

Best junk of brunchoholomaniacs.

(yes, we’re trying this again.)

so here is the rules:

- send us a picture of your junk to brunchohol@gmail.com (it could be crotch tits or ass)

- somewhere in the picture should be “brunchohol.com” (just to make sure the junk is yours)

-let us know is we can show it off to everyone else

Andy will pick a winner on an upcoming episode based entirely on his own whim. and that’s whos getting the $50.

um, carrie’s in the episode, we play Droids Attack

They rule!

That’s about it. whee!

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Holy guacamole we’re back!

Sorry skunkmonkey we should keep the poop jokes down to a minimum(and approve things a little quicker next time!)

wait. something tells me that’s not your website.

this podcast is brought to you by the letter pabst and alterra coffee and the number Dixie for forcing us to get off our lazy asses. (she is djing at riverhorse on wednesday, check her out.)

we explain why we were gone and get right into a fresh episode.

Jackraasch gave andy a new cd so we are playing it. cool.

also we play what is clearly an aborted Episode #59. there’s blood everywhere. . .

holy shit Andy and Stuart are djing at art bar. on thursday the 22nd. come one come all!

and stuart likes peapod. it rules

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Stuart Just wants to get this bitch up

special secret cohost

and brenda makes a brief apperance

music by clumsy 12 and Al Philipp and The Woo Team

Happy Fucking Holidays from your friends at brunchohol!

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Stuart and Andy are drunk and making a podcast!

stuart saw the symphony with andy’s girlfriend…

homestyle burger can suck our balls

we drank this weekend. and for some reason andy wants to talk about julie andrews, and stuart wants to talk about CALIGULA!!!!!

does mr. goodbody have a bulge?

CLITORISAURUS is coming to get you!

music by Ludwig von Beethoven ala  Mario Ajero from the piano podcast

Stuart deletes a racial slur, Andy and Helen pooped.

we talk about this american life until and bores himself

then we talk about a local npr story until we creep each other out and another edit is needed

everyones favorite game: “would you stick your dick in it?”

then andy talks about Julie Andrews again…

Andy goes up north for thanksgiving

stuart gets mud-butt for thanksgiving

Music by: The Blue Vagrants

we try another game “ask a gay man” but the gay has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about…

finish up with a rousing game of “free word association”

as always come to riverhorse for fucking awesome dj’s on the second wednesday of every month between 6 and 9.

(the dj’s are the brunchohol hosts!)

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stuart gat a new power cord and a new internets cord.

he also loaded up december 2nd’s podcast but it got to late.

so I’ll put it up tomorrow.

(but don’t hold your breath…)

also we did one last sunday, and stuart thinks he can get it up on

saturday, unless there is anyone around milwaukee two days before christmas to go drinking with . . .

Happy late thanksgiving!

so the brunchohol crew are a little busy lately and we are getting later and later on this whole podcast thing… not that we are pod-fading…

here’s a run down:

Tina works about 70 hours a week,

Stuart has a goddamn dog, and every time he sits down to post the dog goes nuts

(also she has bit through the computer cord and the internet cord, so stuart is at a starbucks paying for internet that he already pays for… and Helen is in her cage.)

Andy doesn’t think he’s funny so he gets pissy everytime we mention the podcast word.

Dave is … well … dave.

so this is an average podcast but not to worry!

we might do one or two before the “holidays” but then expect crazy new improvements after the new years!

Stuart is getting the fuck out of starbucks now.

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Didn’t have a podcast last week so we are streatching out the week before…

but, DAVE IS ON THE SHOW!

the crew went to too many weddings, but not before going to planned parenthood

then Andy and Stuart went to the coolest Hip-hop show ever! it was at ston-opa

we saw element, a few other people, and the writers of the first song we play: the rusty p’s!

(go to there website! you can download all their music for free! tell ‘em brunchohol sent ya!)

we play “All I Have,” feat: Atmosphere

We talk about halloween, and kids these days, but first go to josplumbing.com (yes pete, you’re going to love it…)

then we play “Ask Russian” about weddings, but the theme song is longer then the segment..

then we talk about microwaving shit. but you didn’t hear it from us, so don’t try it at home kiddies.*

we actually play Suzanne Vega, “Pornographers Dream”

Damn you Suzanne Vega, and your sweet sounding voice, you breezed into town and almost stole a dear friend of brunchohol’s but don’t worry oh, sweet singer sitting at a diner, for we love you still, and now our wonderfull friend is ours again. at least until Andy fucks up, and well you know the drill…

Dave has a “blog” apparently having a podcast wasn’t nerdy enough.

if you want to harrass him (and I know you do) go to hackyourlife.org

and that’s it!

on a side note, Stuart’s a little worried about the future of this little website we all know and love. If you wanna send him or anyone else on the podcast some love, we’d love to hear from you (brunchohol@gmail.com). the editor doesn’t like to guilt trip anyone(having been raised cathlic and all), but we do this for less then free, and sometimes it’d be nice to get to know the people that listen to us, and how you are spreading this messy disgusting thing, we call love, to other people!

thanks!

- the editor

*editor’s note: take a look at the name of the people posting that microwave explodeing link on the period… RULE!

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our podcast is outside… kind of like sesame street? who knows, but our episode today is brought to you by:

the letter “G”

the number “69”

and the color “rainbow”

the monster Helen is here again

as well as marriah and our new producer jimmy the irish

word association, cause we be lame.

then we play  - Dick the Flasher “People Outside”

then we talk about the primaries

Andy pees with Helen

and then we move to the monarchy

bocce ball  - on wikipedia

bocce ball  - in Milwaukee

~ interlude~

links you need

truck balls
pussy pancakes
~

then and Andy talks about his underware for the third week in a row

before Tina yells at us.

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Our friends Jackraasch gave us two great songs to play today!

they are: Fake Cocaine, and Silver Smile Again. in that order. and don’t you forget it!

Helen the puppy makes her debut before driving us insane.

We do a short free word association, until Tina has to go to work.

Stuart goes to another wedding- if you need a wedding date just drop us a line, you do need to get a puppy sitter first, however.

Andy can’t stop looking at himself, ’cause he bought push-up under-ware.

Stuart and Andy then run out of the funny and start talking about sex until it gets awkward.

We play the ever popular game of “what would you stick your dick in?” (trademark)

Stuart visits our buddy Pete (thanks for the “toys” by the way)

because if you are an avid listener you drop a dress size or your dick gets bigger…sometimes both…

and maybe there will be a surprise later this week, but you probably might get disgusted and so we suggest you ignore it…

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its been two weeks and the editor got a puppy so the description can go to hell

music by striptease battleshiip

and baron von lichtenstein
and her majesty the slavic princess makes an appearance

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